30 minutes or...

[kindaruledatit]

Who: Wendy, and you! And a pizza.
What: Pizza needs to invest in another delivery truck
Where: All around Progress City
When: the 19th
Warnings: I already made a pizza pun in the last log uh PG

A: is the pizza for you and me
[The Fourth of July masquerade was... special! It's an event Wendy will hold in her heart, as well as the depths of her memories that she doesn't really enjoy thinking about. But it's all in the past now, and the Blot wasn't showing his dumb face. Life can continue.

And pizza, like life, is fleeting.

In an effort to put the thoughts of a failed murdergame behind her, Wendy took up more work, which just so happened to include a delivery girl position for Pizza Planet. The position worked best for her, due to a large use of her Wild Ride card. An awesome-looking gold cart careening through the streets and roads of the city would always be an attention grabber. Maybe you're the person that ordered in, maybe you're just nearby when the cart pulls up to the curb. Either way, she's here, never any worse for wear despite her driving habits.]

Hey! Got an order to delivery!

B: this one's on the house
[Other times, mostly around lunchtime, you may catch Wendy sitting on a park bench, or a fountain's edge, or just the ground, surrounded by a few boxes of pizza. One box is open in her hands, and she's lazily munching away at the contents.

Obviously she wouldn't do this if it was against the rules. Right? She'll even wave you over, once she spots you.]

Comments

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker winces and pulls out a wallet. He's not actually sure how much this is supposed to cost, honestly, so here's 30 Disney Dollars.]

Meemuh-meep mimimeep minimuh-meep...

[Beaker shakes his head as he speaks. He's been too busy for sleep.]

[kindaruledatit]

Sure is. [Honestly, she's glad to have a little piece of home here with her to begin with. Every world needed a little bit of Gravity Falls.]

...Pokemon?

[Looks at her. Because even if there's a funny-named knockoff of Pokemon in the GF universe, Wendy isn't the type to get into that on her own.]

Wait, there's a card that summons bees?

[kindaruledatit]

['whatever yous say!' Is all that can be heard in the distance.

Several minutes pass, actually about as long as it took for her to get there in the first place, because pizzas take a long time to bake and there's the whole necessity of taking breaks between using Wild Ride or else it will disappear out from under her and she doesn't need that.

Eventually, she rides up again, stepping out with two, freshly non-crushed pizza boxes in her hand.]

Hey, dude! Dude?

[Scans the area... somehow misses the phone booth.]

Seriously? He left? Great.

[kindaruledatit]

[...Looks at the money, looks at the Muppet.]

You know what, dude? Just take it, okay? On the house.

[Far be it from she to deny a tired, probably starving person some pizza when she also has the chance to be lazy and not have to count change.]

[stinkypete]

[Somewhere off-screen, a cat is yelling and screaming to be let out of his glass prison.] HEY! KID! TEENAGE GIRL! I NEED MY PIZZAS, PRONTO! [...He still doesn't budge an inch.]

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker seems surprised- it's hard to tell, since his eyes are permanently bulging- and shakes his head, offering the money again. Keep the change, he doesn't need it.]

[ilovepuppies]

Are you telling me this is free pizza?

[kindaruledatit]

I'm saying I won't tell if you don't?

[ilovepuppies]

Heck. Yes. You got any meat lover's?

[kindaruledatit]

Uhh.... here?

[She goes through a couple boxes, eventually handing one over to the princess.]

[kindaruledatit]

Wha...?

[Processing...]

Okay. So, like, you know you're stuck in a box, right? I wasn't even gone that long.

[standingonmyneck]

[She reached into her pocket and pulled out such a card.]

Read it and weep. But don't actually weep. Bees smell sadness and fear.

[stinkypete]

[Usually, cats enjoy being in boxes. If they fit, they sit.

This cat, however, is having an extremely bad time in this box.]

IT'S A PHONEBOOTH, YA LOUSY--JUST--GET ME OUTTA HERE OR SOMETHIN'! YOU GOT THEM CARDS, RIGHT?

[Normally, he'd just use his Demolition Dynamite card, but he wouldn't want to blow himself up--toons are hardy, yes, but he'd still be hurt.]